I hope every loser in America who waited in line to save a few dollars realizes that they are complete fucking idiots.

How long did you wait? How much did you save?

Do you realize that you can get basically the same deals from now till after Christmas?

Is it still worth the hassle to wait in line for hours in the cold before the store opens? Then wait in line for ages at the store. Then fuss with parking lot traffic. Then realize its possibly your fault that a Walmart employee died today because 200 inbred idiots at Walmart rushed to save a few bucks.

I shop at Walmart too because they have great prices on household items, but today I stayed home. There is no way I am dealing with all you fucking Black Friday morons. I would end up shooting you in the god damn face just because you're that friggin stupid.

Black Friday is for stupid suckers and scumbags, and someone died today trying to do their job because of you lowlife losers.

Saving a few bucks on your new TV wasn't worth taking another man's life in a New York Walmart.

Was it?